A Zombie's Guide to Not Eating Your Friends

By Michael Velez

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A heartwarming and hilarious guide for any kid who feels a little different, featuring a lovable zombie who just wants to fit in!

Mortie is a young zombie boy with a big problem: he wants to make friends at his new human school, but his zombie instincts keep getting in the way! From his constant craving for brains to his tendency to lose a limb during a game of tag, Mortie finds that fitting in is harder than it looks.

But with the help of a kind new friend, a slightly unhinged teacher, and a magical witch, Mortie discovers that being different isn’t a bad thing. It’s a journey filled with teamwork, self-control, and delicious “brain-shaped” cookies. Can Mortie learn to navigate the social minefield of human school and prove that a zombie’s heart is just as important as a human’s?

Highlights

  • A humorous and engaging story about social skills and self-acceptance.
  • Explores themes of friendship, empathy, and overcoming challenges.
  • Features a cast of quirky and relatable characters.
  • The perfect blend of spooky fun and heartfelt lessons for children aged 4-12.

Availability

available

Publish Date

March 18, 2026

Published Year

2026

Publisher Name

Total Pages

90

ISBN 13

979-8245593319

ASIN

B0GT5D3KP3

Format

Hardcover

Language

English

Dimension

7.24 x 0.41 x 10.24 inches

Weight

8.2 ounces

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